i hate people who are older than you who think they know more than you like what u know more about? funeral plans? hearing aids? old bitch

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I don’t trust those people who can fall asleep at any time in any place liiiiiiike you’re fucking weird you robot ass bitch

(via crunchwrapmistress)

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  • Me: i don't wanna go to work
  • Mom: but think of the money
  • Me: it's not worth the money
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Mexican girls are everything

(via bartramarcs)

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i hate people who try to shit on you for liking one direction shut the fuck up get ur miserable ass away from me

(Source: zayndestroyme, via bionicniall)

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it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

(via audixe)

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  • english commentators: and he's scored the goal!
  • spanish commentators: *air horns, wild screaming, tears are everywhere, world war three has started in the stands and the commentator has still not taken a breath*
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Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

(via jackharknessfanclub)

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